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本在睡梦中的我被简讯铃声，外加手机震动吵醒。手机收到一条新简讯。是谁？晚上10.45了，谁这么晚寄简讯给我？半梦半醒的看了简讯，是姐姐寄的。一看到她的简讯，完全的把我给吓醒！我会被吓醒完全是有充分的理由！因为姐姐临盆在即，虽然预产期是这个星期四，但宝宝可能随时都会出来啊，对不对？？以下是我和姐姐的简讯对话。
[ 晚安！等不及星期四的到来 ] —*不知道起什么风，竟然打中文，连个句号都没有*
[ Har? u gave birth liao??] — 完成吓醒了。
[？？？？！！？！？你在睡梦中ha?? i said can't wait for Thursday!!!] — 若无其事。
[AHH!! u freaked me out! i tot you gave birth liao! Ya, i was in my dream just now n now im fully awake!...coz normally u wont say gdnite to me mah, now suddenly say n add tat sentence some more.. read properly n u will know y i tot you gave birth liao.. haha. 等不及星期四的到来。。。it can mean boy boy cant wait anytime longer, want to come out liao or came out already. should write 期待星期四的到来..then i wont confused mah... phew.. my heart pumping so fast now u know??] — 激动中！！
[神经病。。是你的华语有问题。我们的沟通也出问题。难道我生了会这样草草说几句"等不及星期四的到来"吗？] — 为她担心还骂人。。没天理。。*趴地而哭~*
[谁知道你啊？！有可能你在肚子痛时草草msg几个字通知我咧！？或是刚从产房出来咧？我又不在你那里又看不到. 把我吵醒又骂我神经病。还不是因为你才变神经病的？！ =P] — 有点生气了。。
[没事啦。晚安。我只是很期待而已想要告诉你。] — 不是告诉。。是吓。。=(
[took me long time to msg in chn.. n ur second msg came already.. ok la. my heart pumping very hard too, very excited for you too. haha. sleep early la.] — 算了~不计较。
[哈哈哈，那你就迁就这个在做多4天的孕妇咯。晚安啦] — 装可爱的孕妇~^^
[... ... hm... ok. 4 more days nia ar.. no extension. XD gdnite.] — 孕妇最大！
[obviously my chinese better than u, type faster. haha. nitey.] — 厚脸皮！
[ok ok. ur chn world NO.1~ woohoo~ jeje chn the best!!
... better than mr lee bai! lee bai, stand aside! wahahah~
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(迁就ing)为了迁就你，我连李先生都得罪了...满意了吧？ =）] — 奉承中，要让孕妇开心~
[谁是李白？（wahaha）姓李名白的拿问位靠边站吧...wahahaha] — 装傻中, 李先生应该生气了吧？这段孕妇的回话根本不好笑，但是我就是觉得那里很好笑就对了。
[...huh...? LOL!! preggo really has bad sense of humor!! LOL... i dont get your joke but found it funny somehow!! lol!!! i think i found u funnier than your joke! XD i will put all this up on my blog one day.. haha.] — 我笑到快窒息了。XD
[==''自便。。我觉得很好笑嘞。你也觉得很好笑那我们好笑的程度时一样的咯.Gdnite liao la. sleeping. pregnant woman shudn't sleep too late. i'm entertaining your smses all the while..haha] — 感觉被她反咬了一口！
[but we laugh at different things le. u laugh at the joke but i laugh at u. so means our lvl r different. im the one who entertain u bah?! u msg me first le...算了，不跟奇怪思想的孕妇计较，因为我不可能会赢。=P gdnite.] — 明明是我一直在陪她！
[算了，正常的孕妇也不能跟思想奇怪的普通人沟通] — 真是脸皮厚到我不知该说什么了。。
[太太，您好。刚刚我们精神病院里的一位病人一直的msg您，骚扰您。真是不好意思。如果造成您的不便，请见谅。晚安。XD] — 我投降。。
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结果。。那位太太应该是玩累了所以没有回应了。。。留下被她吵醒精神百倍的我。。被吵醒的我到底得到了什么？。。。
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星期四！！！！！我又要做姨姨了~~Y^o^Y 期待期待！！！！
hahah!! enjoyed this conversation so much lo =.= u guys spent so long to say good nite to each other hor? *faint… =.= and beh tahan ur last msg la.. made me laugh! lol… congrats lo!! can be 2 children’s aunty liaw! aunty karen~~ ^^
hahahha~ ya lor! alot of gdnites in there but we still kept talking..XD maybe the preggo不舍得我吧
^///^ thank you aunty sandy~ u gonna be a child’s aunty soon too~! aunnty sandy~ aunnty sandy~ aunnty sandy~ aunnty sandy~ aunnty sandy~ aunnty sandy~
hahah!! how u know?? yeh in september lo!! i’m so looking forward to it!! but u are yiyi.. i’ll be gugu ^o^ so qi dai!!!! awwww~ ^^
oops.. that was me! forgot to put my name.. hehehe~
aiyo pls! your mama open CNN station one~ XD in english, u’re still an aunty la~ no difference~~ =P
my mama open CNN?? ohno.. >.< so geng meh?? hahaha… chiuuuu
***please note*** i'm a young aunty…
u dono meh?! u live with the CEO of CNN everyday eh!!XD
young aunty will get old too hor~
哈哈哈。。派涩！我完全的没看到你最后一行的简讯。。完全当你是透明的了。。派涩派涩！算啦～为了弥补你心灵上的创伤就让即将要出世的新生儿 boy boy 叫你姨姨先吧。多等几个月吧。。喉喉喉喉
这是什么弥补啊？？？要boy boy叫我姨姨还要等多几几几几个月叻，何止几个月而已！！为了弥补我，你还是先教ah b叫我姨姨比较快！XD
But have to wait til she sees the yiyi ah…like that then meaningful ba…if not I keep telling her yiyi but point to whom le??! This yiyi no brain one…how can teach without reference?